SCAVMA Store at WesternU


All items purchase will directly benefit the activities of the WesternU SCAVMA Chapter and to absorb a substantial part of the expenses for those students who choose to attend the annual SAVMA Symposium.

Keep an eye out for info on how to place orders - samples for sizing and colors will be available during our T-shirt fundraiser in November 2009.




Step 1: Pick a design.




Text: Western University of Health Sciences (Front)
College of Veterinary Medicine (Back)



Text (Back): Real Doctors Treat More Than One Species
Western University of Health Sciences
College of Veterinary Medicine



*Will have Army logo on the sleeve*

Text (Back):
CHUCK NORRIS VET SCHOOL FACTS
1. Chuck Norris only uses one tool to spay a dog: FEAR.
2. Cows run from Dr. Terra, but Dr. Terra runs from Chuck Norris.
3. The most important of all –ologies: ChuckNorrisology.
4. Dr. Alcaraz may be able to do a necropsy in 5 minutes, but Chuck Norris just stares at the carcass until it gives Chuck Norris the information he needs.
5. WesternU CVM isn’t a Vet School. It’s a Chuck Norris training camp of pain.
6. True story: Only one thing makes Dr. Crocker cry, and it rhymes with Bluck Borris.
7. Chuck Norris’ punishment of choice: rectal palpation… no glove, no lube.
8. The only Chuck Norris approved form of anesthesia is a roundhouse kick to the head.
9. Dr. McNamara discovered the West Nile Virus in birds, but Chuck Norris knows the last number in Π.
10. Chuck Norris loves pain, that’s why Chuck Norris invented PBL (Pain Based Learning).
11. Order of Importance in the Universe: 1. Chuck Norris, 2. Gini Barrett, 3. Ghandi.
12. Chuck Norris can’t find the pathology powerpoints on Blackboard either.
13. Chuck Norris can’t pronounce Txema, so Chuck Norris just calls him Jimmy.
14. Tetralogy of Fallot bad, Tetralogy of Chuck Norris lethal.
15. Chuck Norris doesn’t need radiographs. Chuck Norris merely snaps his fingers and Dr. Johnston suddenly appears.
16. When taking the A.C.T., write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 127%.
17. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ surgical mask…only another FIST.
18. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
19. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
20. WesternU CVM is allowed to continue only because Chuck Norris has a sense of humor.



Step 2: Choose an article of clothing.